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PostSubject: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:42 pm

An elderly hokkien arrived at us immigration. Officer asked do u have high fever?

Husband replied - no speak English. 

Officer asked again - do u have high fever. 

This time, the wife replied - Ee Boh Lah!

Next thing they realised they were on their way to hospital...
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:34 pm

Haha....this kind of jokes also can come up with.  Very Happy Hokkien power!
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:48 pm

lol! 
Nice one! Thanks for sharing!
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:54 pm

Hahahaa ... Can't stop laughing!
Thanks for sharing.
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:58 pm

Then the wife was brought to the interview room 

Officer ask : Do you have any identification? 

Wife replied : I have!! I have!! I have Dengue!! ( IC in hokkien) 

Hahah
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:07 pm

LOL. Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:24 pm

ROFL  ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:05 pm

mowen wrote:
Then the wife was brought to the interview room 

Officer ask : Do you have any identification? 

Wife replied : I have!! I have!! I have Dengue!! ( IC in hokkien) 

Hahah

lol nice follow up "part 2" Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Sun Aug 17, 2014 4:46 am

mowen wrote:
Then the wife was brought to the interview room 

Officer ask : Do you have any identification? 

Wife replied : I have!! I have!! I have Dengue!! ( IC in hokkien) 

Hahah
Thanks for translating.
Still taking hokkien for dummys.
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PostSubject: Re: Hokkien couple at us immigration    Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:03 pm

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