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PostSubject: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


David Bissonette




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Sacha Guitry





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates






Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Anonymous





The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?


Dumas





I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud






'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous






'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison






'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


James Holt McGavra




Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Patrick Murra






The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


Nash





You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous






My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.


Henny Youngman





A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield





A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:46 pm

Ha ha ha.... This is funny. Bet ladies or mrs reading this would come up with a better ones about husbands...
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:58 pm

Great list!! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:32 pm

very true
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:44 pm

Mr Lam, you dun seem to be very happy being married! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:50 pm

What about the rest of the guys here ? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:52 pm

S70B wrote:
Mr Lam, you dun seem to be very happy being married! Laughing

Ah bro S70B, don't be too pokey on another man marriage....touchy subject....

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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:55 pm

Uncle Lau wrote:
S70B wrote:
Mr Lam, you dun seem to be very happy being married! Laughing

Ah bro S70B, don't be too pokey on another man marriage....touchy subject....

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Don't worry.. you all can touch me anytime.... Beer
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:56 pm

ha ha ha, the best reply of all time... Mr Lam drink too much liao drunken


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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:00 am

Boh pian, market bad, golf no good, what to do...... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:03 am

You follow me to Church on Sunday morning and ask God what happen to you game ....

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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:08 am

Is God a left handed golfer? Smile I truly hope so..
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:11 am

He just look at the ball and the ball will fly into the hole for a hole in one ! Very Happy

Please rest more and you will energize back to your prime again....

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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:13 am

Left hand golfer ha ha ha ha. ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:13 am

Haha... thanks Bro... i will.. you too. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: About Wives.........   Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:53 am

Funni!!

Most married men and long-time boyfriends can identify with those humorous quotes.

BTW, after 30 years of pyschoanalysing women, Dr Sigmund Freud stated he still did not understand women!

OMG, if the "Father of Modern Psychotherapy" could not fathom the 'depths' of the female human brain', what chance does the average (usually married) man have?

On the other hand, the world would be a much more boring place for men without women.

(I am NOT gay!)

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