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PostSubject: KIDS ARE QUICK   Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:01 pm


Some jokes I like to share from my friend. Very Happy

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O..

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. 

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher 

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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:42 am

These are delightful.. I did have a good laugh.. Thanx for sharing..
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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:22 am

Nice ones, thanks for sharing, keep it coming !
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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:25 am

LOL! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:18 am

What a start to my day.  Thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:24 am

This is good stuff to start the day. lol! Thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: KIDS ARE QUICK   Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:36 pm

Hahahaha nice!
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