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Posts : 3375
Join date : 2009-10-16
Location : Singapore
|Subject: POST OFFICE Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:17 pm|| |
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process
all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no
actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the
money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Thursday is Thanksgiving, and I had invited two of my friends over
for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no
family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put
into an envelope and sent to the woman..
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna
and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my
friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
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Age : 41
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|Subject: Re: POST OFFICE Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:43 pm|| |
LOL! Good joke for the weekend, Titu
Clearing my Storeroom
of golfing goodies. Please help support
"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
" Henry Beard
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Join date : 2010-01-03
|Subject: Re: POST OFFICE Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:28 pm|| |
haha funny stuff! omg i am loving this joke section!
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|Subject: Re: POST OFFICE Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:13 pm|| |
One aunty went to the wet market to buy ToFu.
Aunty started to press the tofu.
Stall holder not happy, told aunty in Cantonese: Ah sum Don't any how "Kam" (don't any how press)
"Kam Lang" must pay hor.
How ? Sweet ....
|Subject: Re: POST OFFICE Today at 3:13 am|| |
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