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puteh83
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PostSubject: Johnny be good   Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:15 pm

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is nothing to do and it is near the end of the day.
The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW?"
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:52 pm

Whahaha.... lolz
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:04 pm

That's a new one Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:27 pm

haha poor woods...
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:46 pm

ha ha ha... good one... Beer
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:08 pm

That cracked me up. Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:06 pm

this one is original!!
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PostSubject: Re: Johnny be good   Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:32 pm

good joke!!
been awhile since i've heard a new one!
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