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lsn73
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PostSubject: Dato getting golf tip from Vijay Singh   Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:58 pm

There was this Dato who always play golf with Vijay Singh whenever he can. Everytime they tee off, the Dato's drives were short and sprayed everywhere...left, right centre.

So one day, the Dato cannot tahan anymore and asked Vijay. "What is wrong with my drive? I bought the latest driver I could get and used the most popular golf ball on the USPGA tour. How can I improve, Vijay?

Vijay said "Its because of the LOFT my friend"

The Dato did not understand what Vijay meant by LOFT. But carried on playing for the next few holes because he does not want to lose face asking Vijay what LOFT meant. Then he cannot tahan and gathered his courage to ask Vijay what he meant by LOFT.

Vijay said "My friend, LOFT stands for Lack for Freaking Talent"
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PostSubject: Re: Dato getting golf tip from Vijay Singh   Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:26 pm

lol .. gd stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Dato getting golf tip from Vijay Singh   Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:10 pm

The version I heard had another word in place of Freaking..... heh
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