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bintanlagoon
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PostSubject: Husband vs Wife   Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:10 pm

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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PostSubject: Re: Husband vs Wife   Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:24 pm

I feel sorry for this couple.. =/
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PostSubject: Re: Husband vs Wife   Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:14 pm

Oh dear... oh dear...

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PostSubject: Re: Husband vs Wife   Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:23 pm

Oh my... what has marriage come to ?
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PostSubject: Re: Husband vs Wife   Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:18 am

Marriage has come to a mere piece of paper that most people acquire due to family and society pressure. And then regret. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Husband vs Wife   Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:52 am

but its all true!!!!

erm... *looks at Mrs. mC*...

true... but not in my marriage.... Smile
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