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|Subject: Wise old man Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:47 pm|| |
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Most Asian food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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|Subject: Re: Wise old man Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:22 am|| |
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|Subject: Re: Wise old man Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:20 am|| |
LOL! Good ones!
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|Subject: Re: Wise old man Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:25 pm|| |
Thanks for the tip for the #2 story...
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|Subject: Re: Wise old man Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:26 pm|| |
unfortunately the 75yo man in the 1st story is the same man in the 2nd story, just 5 year down the road after marrying the 25yo blond.
|Subject: Re: Wise old man || |
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