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PostSubject: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Fri Jan 15, 2010 10:48 pm

OK last one for the day.

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!
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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Fri Jan 15, 2010 11:34 pm

Good one bro! Me thot otherwise.
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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:11 am

This is one I never heard before. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:02 pm

Bwahaha... ROFL

Have prayed 4 Hail Marys!
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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:14 pm

watermyforrest wrote:
Bwahaha... ROFL

Have prayed 4 Hail Marys!

Ha ha I have 156 viewers on this but so far only 3 have admitted otherwise
LOL lol!

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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:16 pm

heard this before. Joke and in real life....
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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:24 pm

ROFL

Titu rocks!!

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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:26 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
heard this before. Joke and in real life....

Ya...It has been circulating for sometime and I thought it would funny enough for some who has not heard of it yet. Deserves all the exposures it can get kekekke lol!

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PostSubject: Re: It has to be LOGICAL RIGHT ???   Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:32 pm

Brilliant! Smile

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