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bintanlagoon
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PostSubject: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:35 pm

I don't usually receive golf jokes but now that I have one, I must share with GR!
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On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously one who knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the morning' to yer, sir," says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello," and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are 'dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

"Fookin Hell," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything!"
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PostSubject: Re: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:41 pm

Wah lan this is solid. Just forwarded this to my whole office
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PostSubject: Re: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:10 pm

Very Happy .........

Got a heavy day, it does lighten my load for a few while.....
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PostSubject: Re: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:11 pm

Wah. Glad this helped. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:16 pm

Got jokes this solid, pls share for the day...

Applause for your contribution...... Cheers..
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PostSubject: Re: BMW thinks of everything   Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:23 pm

Good one Rae.


Titu Swing good putt I HIT IT
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