A man is lying on an empty beach, subathing in the nude. He looks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looks frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself.
The little girl comes up and asks what is under the magazine.
“A sleeping bird” the man says. “Don’t disturb it”.
The girl leaves, and the man falls asleep shortly after.
When he wakes up he is in a hospital with his crotch in extreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. He tells them that he told a little girl it was a bird, and then went to sleep.
The doctors sent police to the beach to find the girl. When they find her, they ask her what happened.
She told them, “I got curious about the bird that the man hid. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spit on me. So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its nest on fire.”