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PostSubject: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:25 pm

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.

Well, he's a little pi$$ed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, grumpy, and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"


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PS: Can somebody tell the father what he is not going to get for a week???
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:40 pm

No pussy for a week? Oppss...
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:49 pm

siaw8 wrote:
No pussy for a week? Oppss...

Give the man a cigar guys kekekekkek.


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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:07 pm

Haha ... good one !! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:10 pm

Titu, Lam,

Both of you on the roll.... ha ha...
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:13 pm

Khorkar wrote:
Titu, Lam,

Both of you on the roll.... ha ha...

Hi KK, just sharing the good ones. I have tonnes from where it came from.
Hope you enjoy some of it. CHeers. cheers



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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:22 pm

Yes... sharing the 'appropriate' ones .. lest we get scolding or post deleted again ..
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:23 pm

jokers! haha
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:40 pm

sometimes better to be joker than to take things too seriously ...
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PostSubject: Re: Life On The Farm   Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:11 am

hahaha!
Nice joke!

Never kick a Coconut tree as well!
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