Golf Republic Forum - Singapore's most active golfing forum.
 
HomeFAQCalendarRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 The Amish and the Elevator

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
Tituman
Incredibly Active Golfer
Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 3375
Join date : 2009-10-16
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: The Amish and the Elevator   Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:32 am

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, “What is this, father?”
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “I have no idea what it is”"
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, “Go get your mother.”

Titu
Back to top Go down
daveaha
Course Marshal
Course Marshal


Posts : 3179
Join date : 2009-06-22
Age : 40
Location : Singapore

PostSubject: Re: The Amish and the Elevator   Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:41 pm

LOL..


but...
you have a inexplaiable taste of avatar Razz
Back to top Go down
http://www.nufc.sg
Technospaz
Advisor
Advisor


Posts : 15650
Join date : 2009-06-18
Age : 41
Location : Typically OOB

PostSubject: Re: The Amish and the Elevator   Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:54 pm

Tituman, your avatar has put me off food/drinks for a bit. ICK!!!

_________________
Clearing my Storeroom of golfing goodies. Please help support Smile

"A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom." Henry Beard
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: The Amish and the Elevator   Today at 4:17 pm

Back to top Go down
 
The Amish and the Elevator
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Amish and the elevator
» SE5a Elevator Response
» Amish Elevator....priceless
» Pull - Pull Control Cables
» GGFFL helmets and alternates

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Singapore Golf Forum - Golf Republic :: The 19th Hole :: Jokes & Humours-
Jump to:  
Friends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf RepublicFriends of Golf Republic
Copyright © 2009 Golf Republic. All Rights Reserved.