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PostSubject: woodpeckers   Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:46 pm

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing
about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term
frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed
confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker
successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat....
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused... How is it that
the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the
Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was
able to peck the tree in their own country?scratch

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker
gets harder when you're away from home.
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PostSubject: Re: woodpeckers   Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:55 pm

Good one, but it's already been posted here Smile

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