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PostSubject: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:55 am

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table,
took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years,
and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”

Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times
during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons ?’”

Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he
notified you that the loan would be extended?”
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that.
You saved our home, but what about the second time?”

Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the
money to pay for the heart surgery you needed ?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”
“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.

Now tell me about the third time.”

“Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes ?”
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:08 am

Laughing

Too good a wife....
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:16 pm

LOL.................
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:32 pm

Good one!!!

Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:44 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:45 pm

wat is LOL btw....
is it Laugh Out Loud? of Lots Of Laugh....paise OT
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:57 pm

It's lots of laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:04 pm

i know la...i m seeking 3rd party opinion here...
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:06 pm

hoelwill wrote:
i know la...i m seeking 3rd party opinion here...

hoelwill..

its is Lots Of LOVE..
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:07 pm

missmoon wrote:
hoelwill..its is Lots Of LOVE..

Shhhhh.....
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:09 pm

Y shh......moon, Got something to share?
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:24 am

Kopi Towkay wrote:

“Alright,” Martha said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes ?”

hahaha....she's Cheers Jump
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:15 am

oh wow..... the husband could have very well died of a heart attack there and then. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:40 am

ChrisD wrote:
It's lots of laugh.

I thought it was laugh out loud. Guess it can be whatever the situation calls for.

Laugh out loud
Lots of laugh
Lots of love

which, all applies to the joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:17 pm

ChrisD wrote:
Y shh......moon, Got something to share?


Y Y Y ? Y hoelwill shhhh after moon said LOTS OF LOVE ? WHY WHY WHY? we want to know WHYYYYYYYYYYY...

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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:42 pm

i know i know...

bribe me!

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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:48 pm

hm... I am not really interested and haven got the $$ to bride.
Kat u wan the info?
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:53 pm

Is it because LOTS Of LOVE is actually LOST OF LOVE to him?
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:59 pm

ohhh.... GR first couple here? MissMoon and hoelwill?

congrats bro.. !!

wahahaha ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:00 pm

ohhh.... GR first couple here? MissMoon and hoelwill?

congrats bro.. !!

wahahaha ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:02 pm

wei fab dun frame me please....
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:03 pm

willy~~~~~~ Face Hug
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:04 pm

okokok heres the story
i frequent china shenzhen dongguan alot, so.......(imagine...)
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:04 pm

bian1980 wrote:
ohhh.... GR first couple here? MissMoon and hoelwill?

congrats bro.. !!

wahahaha ROFL

Sunny still around...... don't joke with this. And he use to be a muscular man tongue tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Does this really count as being unfaithful?   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:05 pm

sunny ~~~~~~ Face Hug
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