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PostSubject: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:02 am

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:55 am

We can do a flow chart for this!!!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:18 am

hahahaha......nice...and true
i like no. 2 ...five mins....this can even take a day
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:00 am

/me applauds!

Good one, KT!

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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:09 am

look who crawled out from under the rock. or OOB stick. :p
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:39 am

actually there is "Anything / up to u".... normally used whenever u asked what she wanna have for lunch... Anything means there is something on her mind but you gotta guess what she wants.




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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:16 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
look who crawled out from under the rock. or OOB stick. :p

I smelled food.

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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:20 am

good stuff... funny but real

Techno! how is it? Best time of your life?
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:26 am

pushslice wrote:
good stuff... funny but real

Techno! how is it? Best time of your life?

You bet! Smile

On this topic, I can totally relate to KT's 9 words Smile

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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:15 pm

It has been monitored and researched over the generations and centuries that they have summarised to just these 9 words of wisdom for us mortal men to understand women. Hail Hail hail..... the code has been broken lol!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:12 pm

Kopi Towkay,

You kana any shock or something? come up with such words of wisdom. shiok siah
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:20 pm

Hi guys

Thank you for the Top 9 words. It is lady power to do it u know!! anyway, No 2 : 5 mins does NOT apply to me......Have a nice day and good laugh!!
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:23 pm

i likey the comic.

so make my day after a madness first half of the day.
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:28 pm

The comic is sooooooooo realistic....
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PostSubject: Re: 9 words Women USE!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:12 pm

galileo wrote:
Kopi Towkay,

You kana any shock or something? come up with such words of wisdom. shiok siah

Naw, I'm just an ang mo troll with lots of western friends with whom I share stunted maturity, a bad attitude and a filthy mind.

That said, thought it a good idea to share with my GR friends to "broaden their horizons" so to speak.

I like the Loud Sigh def..........She thinks I'm an idiot! SPOT ON!!

But I bet she's probably never see this clip; House's look is priceless:





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