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JawereZ
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PostSubject: A good night's sleep, winks !   Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:48 am

A Good Night's Sleep

By the time Bob pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where, I'm too exhausted to go any further."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the lady manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost but, to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it's worth it to you."
"No problem," Bob assured him, "I'll take it."
The next morning Bob came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"How'd you sleep?" asked the lady manager.
"Never better," said Bob. "Thanks for helping me out."
The lady manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring then?"
"Nope. I shut him up in no time," Bob replied.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the lady manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Bob explained. "I went over, gave him a sweet kiss on his cheek, and said, 'Goodnight, gorgeous.' He sat up all night watching me sleep."

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A good night's sleep, winks !   Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:41 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: A good night's sleep, winks !   Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:08 am

I shld try that next time I bet turtle soup with my flight mates.

Before Tee off, I'd say "babe, your tightened ass when you set up and when you finish your swing is so sexy, don't mind if I admire it from behind and maybe squeeze it a little...."

Betcha no one will dare set up properly and finish their swing well........and we all know what happens when you dont set up well


hiak hiak hiak
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PostSubject: Re: A good night's sleep, winks !   Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:29 pm

Get what you want by being 'Nice & Gentle!'

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PostSubject: Re: A good night's sleep, winks !   Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:19 pm

Woah!!! HaaHAa this is a good one. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A good night's sleep, winks !   Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:31 pm

Street wise..... good one! ROFL
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