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PostSubject: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:53 pm

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an
Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.



Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6, 7, 8, 9, 10.Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from back to 1. This is what he came up with.....


1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he runaway.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to comeback 4 work! He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.



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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:04 am

the ah lek in me loves it.............
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:10 am

ROFL

He really smarter than anyone of us, forwards and backwards some more.

I can only count to 4 in cantonese.

Wan doe fei por...

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:00 am

FTW!
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:22 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
FTW!

What does FTW mean? mervyntan used it on me, but that smallboy didn't realise people in my generation not used to such terms
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:33 pm

FOR THE WIN.

either that or Fook Tiger Woods, Fook The World, something Thai Women.
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:34 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
FOR THE WIN.

either that or Fook Tiger Woods, Fook The World, something Thai Women.

Somebody gonna get hurt real bad~
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PostSubject: Re: Ah Lek is smarter than anyone of us !!!!!   Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:10 pm

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
mUAr_cHEe wrote:
FOR THE WIN.

either that or Fook Tiger Woods, Fook The World, something Thai Women.

Somebody gonna get hurt real bad~

Ah Lek ??????? But he is such a brilliant guy though probably a Beng.. lol!
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