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PostSubject: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:21 pm

It takes an Indian to understand an Indian

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was
unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his
grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insists on
sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a chicken
and showed it to the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to the
camera. Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling
us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a
goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said," No lah.... what Samy is trying to

say is HE IS COMING BACK"..
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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:26 pm

I'm trying to figure this one out - I've heard it before but can't quite remember how it works.

It's supposed to be:

HE IS KAMBING (goat) BAG (back)

What I can't figure out is the chicken.

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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:27 pm

Technospaz wrote:
I'm trying to figure this one out - I've heard it before but can't quite remember how it works.

It's supposed to be:

HE IS KAMBING (goat) BAG (back)

What I can't figure out is the chicken.

Ayam (I am ) Kambing (coming ) bag
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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:28 pm

Ayam kambing bag.... i am coming back.... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:29 pm

BINGO!!! Thanks... memory has gone.

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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:05 pm

Ha ha ha... took me a while to understand that tooo....
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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:21 pm

haha.. i scratch head..
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PostSubject: Re: It takes an Indian to understand an Indian   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:30 am

Now then I understand... keke
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