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PostSubject: Night Train Ride   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:52 pm

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a SG - KL night train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Excuse me Miss, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies.
"Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted!

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PostSubject: Re: Night Train Ride   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:55 pm

ha ha ha..... no burping?
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