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JawereZ
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PostSubject: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:34 am

An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow come back to inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there really was no Heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a ghostly voice saying, "Ah Mei... Ah Mei... "
"Is that you, Chee Kong?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room.
The voice responded, "Yes Ah Mei, I've come back just like we agreed."
"What's it like, Chee Kong?" Ah Mei asked.
"Well," said Chee Kong, "I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for a while and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner I have sex until late at night and the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Chee Kong," said Ah Mei, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," said Chee Kong. "I'm a rabbit at Singapore Zoo !!!."

Name has been change to protect the true identity !

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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:42 am

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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:09 am

cheers . but a pig's orgasm is 50mins....do I wanna be a rabbit or a pig....hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:52 am

Once, we went to a field trip where the instructor was explaining animals behaviors. One of which is that Rabbits have to sex. That is because it was for them to relieve stress. If not, they life expectancy is will be much shorter.

Good joke,....
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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:23 am

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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:55 am

This is kinda related. May be Chee Kong have reincarnated.

Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/7/27/nation/4396710&sec=nation
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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:56 am

i think best of both worlds is best?

to have the frequency like a rabbit and sustainability of a pig?

wahahhahaha i think legs too weak to par golf liao... lolz...
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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:01 am

Pigs are said to be offsprings of that" Journey To The West Story " Chu Ba Jie aka Piggy !

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PostSubject: Re: Heaven after life ?   Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:28 pm

Gray wrote:
cheers . but a pig's orgasm is 50mins....do I wanna be a rabbit or a pig....hahaha

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