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PostSubject: Dead & Buried   Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:34 pm

A man, his wife and mother-in-law go on vacation to the Holy Land. While there the mother-in-law passes away.

“It’ll cost you about $5000 to ship her home,” says the undertaker.

“Five thousand? What other options are there?” replies the man.

“You could bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150.”

The man thinks about it for a while. “Best ship her home I think mate.”

The undertaker is baffled. “Why spend $5000, when she could be buried in Jerusalem for $150?”
“Well, a man died here 2000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
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PostSubject: Re: Dead & Buried   Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:15 pm


That's a good one.
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