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PostSubject: ladies tee   Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:18 pm

ON a sunny weekday morning, a husband and wife team, who are avid golfers, went to MBGC to have a game together.

AS the wife was standing over the red tee trying to visualise her first tee-off, the Husband got a bit too anxious and lets rip of his first shot, a wickedly left curling hook, unaware of her presence.

The ball struck his wife and she collapse onto the turf immediately.

The ambulance came very shortly and the paramedics were on the scene.

After attempts at reviving the dead wife, the paramedic turned around to the by now crying husband and questioned him.

"We are very sure your wife dead instantly from a 120mph ball that hit her on her head"

The husband replied, "Oh, that would have been my tee-off"

"But we also found a second Pro-V that was lodged 3 inches in her ass"

The husband replied, "Oh, I mulliganed"
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PostSubject: Re: ladies tee   Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:43 pm

Cruel joke.......that's why we don't encourage mulligans.
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