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puteh83
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PostSubject: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:05 am

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mum that she has missed her
period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and
enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a
$2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You screw her again."
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:29 am

Puteh.... Good one.. LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:35 am

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:35 am

hahaha..... good one to start my Monday! thanks bro
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:00 am

ROFL Good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:38 pm

ROFL Classic ...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:30 pm

HAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:01 pm

nice one to start off the week.. will we get a daily series of laughs? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:01 pm

Hahaha!!!! Great answer!! I shall tell tis to all my frens!! Bahaha!!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:42 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:16 pm

ROFLOL!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the Day   Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:45 pm

ha ha
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