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puteh83
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PostSubject: Bad Golfer   Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:00 pm

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mic and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?"
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Golfer   Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:24 pm

Bro there is a video for this joke la ha ha. It is much more funnier on the video for sure


http://www.golfrepublic.org/jokes-humours-f10/from-women-s-tee-t5341.htm
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Golfer   Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:53 pm

Tituman wrote:
Bro there is a video for this joke la ha ha. It is much more funnier on the video for sure


Hmmm... you just spoilt his fun of typing the joke out for us... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Golfer   Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:26 pm

haha...no problem...
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Golfer   Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:44 pm

lol but it sometimes happen leh.. especially when topping the ball with the driver :X
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Golfer   Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:09 pm

on a side note, my friend would have had to play his 2nd shot from behind his first tee shot ... if we had managed to find the ball

topped ball ... richochet backwards off the side wall of the cart path and backwards ...

I was trying very hard not to laugh ... but failed miserably

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