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Khorkar
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PostSubject: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:50 am

Got this from a Friend. Smile


A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework...

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign! reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Dr op-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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PostSubject: Re: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:39 am

I heard this before but it nice to hear it again ..Thank you KK ..Classic ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:02 pm

PRICELESS!!!!! FANTASTIC!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:40 pm

Should add:

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and most importantly, allows their husband to play golf~!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:22 pm

brianpan wrote:
Should add:

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and most importantly, allows their husband to play golf~!!!

Oh that one is on the 3rd floor but all the guys were satisfied once reached 2nd floor kekekke cheers
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PostSubject: Re: The Husband Store    Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:36 pm

Tituman wrote:
brianpan wrote:
Should add:

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and most importantly, allows their husband to play golf~!!!

Oh that one is on the 3rd floor but all the guys were satisfied once reached 2nd floor kekekke cheers

Spot On! Since they like beer and sit around getting sloshed with their husbands, he drops a "not so subtle" hint that he's golfing the next day and the wife always replies "Sure, do whatever you'd like dear"!!

Just image how many 4-day weekends this could produce!!!

Living the dream!!!
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