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PostSubject: HIJACK!   Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:41 pm

Received this via email and sharing for all:

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the
plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home to UK.

As the plane reached cruising altitude & speed with the seat belt sign
switched off, a 6-footer black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the
front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and
yelled, 'HIJACK!'

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.

Two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another
voice answered from the back of the plane: 'HI JOHN!'

The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever "Hi" him in
the plane.
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PostSubject: Re: HIJACK!   Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:43 pm

LOL!!

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PostSubject: Re: HIJACK!   Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:44 pm

good advice! something we should all take note in this day and age of terrorism and needless bloodshed. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: HIJACK!   Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:39 pm

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PostSubject: Re: HIJACK!   Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:10 pm

Good one
keke. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: HIJACK!   Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:05 am

watermyforrest wrote:
Received this via email and sharing for all:

After a month-long holiday in the US, my wife and I finally boarded the
plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home to UK.

As the plane reached cruising altitude & speed with the seat belt sign
switched off, a 6-footer black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the
front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and
yelled, 'HIJACK!'

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen.

Two stewards were about to jump onto this guy to overpower him when another
voice answered from the back of the plane: 'HI JOHN!'

The moral of the story is:
If you have a friend named Jack, for heaven's sake don't ever "Hi" him in
the plane.

Damn it! No wonder no one says hi to me anymore... Sad
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