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JawereZ
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PostSubject: 3 Women In Mexico, mmmm   Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:48 am

Three sexy women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

In the morning, the first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
"I am from Baylor University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," she said.
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second woman is strapped in and gives her last words: "I am a pre-law major at Texas A & M and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last woman is strapped into the chair and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Texas, and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Women In Mexico, mmmm   Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:50 am

BODOH Man !!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: 3 Women In Mexico, mmmm   Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:52 am

LOLz ! rite on ...
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PostSubject: Re: 3 Women In Mexico, mmmm   Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:56 am

My Jap GF would said ....BAKA CHIN !!!!


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