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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:16 pm

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Wow Techno

you're an Advisor? What's that?... New Title... Smile

I'm just an old bloke trying to talk like I know stuff and forcing the powers that be into making decisions but all along, saying that I'm just 'advising.'

yeah, my boss calls that the Sex Consultant. You go to people like that when you need some f***ing advice Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:28 pm

ghoonk wrote:
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Wow Techno

you're an Advisor? What's that?... New Title... Smile

I'm just an old bloke trying to talk like I know stuff and forcing the powers that be into making decisions but all along, saying that I'm just 'advising.'

yeah, my boss calls that the Sex Consultant. You go to people like that when you need some f***ing advice Very Happy

Is that why you keep PM'ing me with questions?

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:34 pm

yup Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:17 pm

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wah. thanks ah. now i need to look for the 'advisor' liao.

Actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea

An act does not make a person legally liable unless the mind is legally blameworthy

irrelevant defence....you cannot put the incriminating blame on your mind for the irresponsible act of hurting the purity of Inspector Aw spotless civilian and home defence records.

further more unless you are Professor Stephen Hawkings, who can type what what he thinks on a keyboard, you on the other hand have to rely on composing on your thoughts before you can type those via a electronic device such as a phone or a computer. Hence that very act requires a person of sound mind to coordinated mind and hand motion. Your action of typing means you had time to reflect and .....in short you are F%$ked Benny!

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:29 pm

better bring more offerings this friday benny!

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:34 pm

Ahem... Coram non judice
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:45 pm

Ignorantia juris non excusat.....

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:02 pm

wow, i have to be in the den this friday to watch this drama unfold... bro WMF, i'm sorry but if DGman requires me to apply physical "pressure"... I'll apologize in advance... Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:32 pm

scenario...non violence..very civilised...

Judge: Pushslice

Plaintiff: MC
Plaintiff Counsel: Jude (not in forum)

Defendant: WMF
Defendant Counsel: self defence

Witness: GR members

Jude: Your Honour, in the matter of Maur Chee versus Pork Floss Buns, I have been retained my client, Mr MC to ensure that justice is served. he was wrongfully accused of events which are neither associated or related to him in any manner.

Defendant representing himself: I plead that my mind was not responsible for the action that my fingers was doing when i typed what the plaintiff thought was incriminating. while my fingers may have remotely been responsible for the detrimental remarks that was made, my mind has nothing to do with it.

Judge Pushslice: A...Benny..apa you jakap? you mean your hand is not controlled by your mind?

Defendant: Yes in short that's the problem!

Jude: your honour, if your memory serves you well, the 3 of us had a golf game last week and benny...oppps i mean the defendant was putting short and seems to be having problem getting his hands to follow what his mind was thinking.

Judge Pushslice: come to think of it, he had quite a bit of problems...and had to pay for drinks afterwards. i thought it was because he was not using the same brand of putter as you (jude) and I. What have you got to say Defendant?

Defendent: after scratching head and other body areas....Your honour, my mind is really sorry for what my hand has done and i will find a way to improve, hand, eye and mind coordination. i heard that there is a product that can do that...and i will try my best to get that to work on improving my coordination.

Judge Pushslice: in the matter of Maur Chee versus Pork Floss Buns, i find the Defendant to be clear of charges brought on my the Plaintiff and waived to strike out the motion. However in this event where we have to waste the day in court instead of enjoying ourselves on the golf course, the Defendant will play cost in the form of 3 golf games and a months supply of Pork Floss Buns. in addition, you have to avail yourself to more putting time and to find out where some term as the perfect flo motion training tool. On top of that you will have to buy additional for the Plaintiff, Plaintiff Counsel and I.

Counsel?

Both counsel: Aye...we agree.

so the situation was resolved.

for the violent version...we have to see what WMF has to say?







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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:26 am

DGman, you script writing for The Practice these days issit? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:52 am

Win already lor... somemore the judge is a proto K converts... It's all the fault of that true rolls produced by Zen in comparison to mine that kept on bumping and bumping (produced by the same infamous putter maker that was broken out). It resulted in action that was non compus mentis

Inspector Aw, after the non sequitur court drama. I will retract my statement... as I can only accept Zen ZIM (center shafted) now.
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:51 am

Wah.

Master, *bows*.
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:38 am

Investigation is on-going and I will be going into Shinjuku area for further probing. This is one slippery bugger.

But I have to fulfill my obligations for the rest of this week and next week here in the islands first.

More updates soon. Stay tuned.

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 7:54 am

Live trial happening Friday? Interesting.

@Benny, what took you so long to be a Zen convert?!
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:27 am

from lost putters to trial....damn drama lor.

more twist and turn than korean drama.

apparently the judge is in tokyo right now.

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:36 am

I love the script writing boss... haha...

"The Den" will be the latest drama to hit Fox... watch out for it!
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:40 am

I am as usual ...bloody confused liao.

so....reported to police liao? Checked papers...no report le
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:54 am

Better than Taiwan drama. "Ai"!

Yea, the judge happily la-laing in Disneyland, as we speak.

This is after he had gotten his new love

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:16 am

mUAr_cHEe wrote:
Investigation is on-going and I will be going into Shinjuku area for further probing. This is one slippery bugger.

INSP Aw

for a moment...just a very brief moment...i was wondering what type of probing...

in common terms, the word probe means criminal investigation, but in medical terms, probe can mean the introduction of a foreign subject into the one's body for the purpose of examination or exploration.

so when you mentioned "slippery" MC, it all became clear to me.

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:19 am

DGman wrote:
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Investigation is on-going and I will be going into Shinjuku area for further probing. This is one slippery bugger.

INSP Aw

for a moment...just a very brief moment...i was wondering what type of probing...

in common terms, the word probe means criminal investigation, but in medical terms, probe can mean the introduction of a foreign subject into the one's body for the purpose of examination or exploration.

so when you mentioned "slippery" MC, it all became clear to me.

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I hope Insp Aw didn't use his personal object to probe the slippery bugger... ;P

Talk about job satisfaction... heh
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:20 am

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Investigation is on-going and I will be going into Shinjuku area for further probing. This is one slippery bugger.

INSP Aw

for a moment...just a very brief moment...i was wondering what type of probing...

in common terms, the word probe means criminal investigation, but in medical terms, probe can mean the introduction of a foreign subject into the one's body for the purpose of examination or exploration.

so when you mentioned "slippery" MC, it all became clear to me.

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no wonder he is so sexcited, i mean excited about the 6 hours transit.
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:22 am

DGman wrote:
mUAr_cHEe wrote:
Investigation is on-going and I will be going into Shinjuku area for further probing. This is one slippery bugger.

INSP Aw

for a moment...just a very brief moment...i was wondering what type of probing...

in common terms, the word probe means criminal investigation, but in medical terms, probe can mean the introduction of a foreign subject into the one's body for the purpose of examination or exploration.

so when you mentioned "slippery" MC, it all became clear to me.

DGman


Bwahahha looking forward to hear from Inspector Aw...
Audi alteram partem...
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:30 am

there is crime and lust...all we need is money to complete the plot.

so picture this...

tomorrow some female GR member advertise in marketplace...

one very very very unlimited SC putter cover for sale, top with very very very special services for $50k. anyone who is willing to pay more than the advertised price will get 50 putters complete with covers free. the very very very special service include, unlimited grip change for a year (grip not included), loft and lie change for putters, shaft change for corroded shafts, etc.

so is there crime here......when stolen goods is given away, who has the onus?

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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:13 pm

. this is becoming a law lesson here. i will ask my friend from AG Chambers here to comment...
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PostSubject: Re: Break out at BFG - all Scotties gone!!!   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:31 pm

MC you still have not elaborated on your Shinjuku probing experience...don't think we have forgotten hor.

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