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PostSubject: Just For Laugh   Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:11 am

1st Guy and 2nd Guy are walking along the road and see a goat with it's head stuck in a fence. 1st guy goes and has sex with the goat. After he's done he turns to the 2nd guy and says "You wannna try it?" To which the 2nd guy says "Sure...but give me a minute to stick my head through the fence..."

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PostSubject: Re: Just For Laugh   Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:23 am

The Porch

A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the Summer,
decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
porch,' he said. 'How much will you charge me?'

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to
her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch Goes ALL the way around the
house?'

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The wife replied, 'You're right.... I guess I'm starting to Believe all
those dumb blonde jokes.

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.




'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.

'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her along with a ten dollar tip.

'And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
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