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PostSubject: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:55 pm

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you ...




1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:57 pm

Lam... aiyoh, this kind of thing can result in the plane being forced to land and you'll sit in a prison cell with someone who's nickname is Big Jo (for josephine).

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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:59 pm

LOL that is damn funny!!! hahaa
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:00 pm

Very Happy
Hmm.. should I try it on my next flight?? Will I get body-slammed by the air-marshalls?? hahah
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:03 pm

Ssquirrel wrote:
Very Happy
Hmm.. should I try it on my next flight?? Will I get body-slammed by the air-marshalls?? hahah

Not to mention a possible ban from air travel.
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:05 pm

can always smile, turn it off and said 'don't annoy me again' Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:08 pm

hahahahaha ROFL , this is very funny man...but it is also the most cruel joke ever invented
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:00 pm

Eh, the song quite catchy le!

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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:43 pm

No use trying this from where I come from! Haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:39 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:59 pm

I am always flying to & fro India..
This will be a big hit on my flight!
But I dare not try. keke. Very Happy
Can you imagine how many of the locals will get up and seize me..
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PostSubject: Re: Annoying airlines passengers.... just a joke...   Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:19 pm

Shifu.......Congrats.....You have reach another level leow.......

ROFL
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