MT is the best friend that I have .
He will purposely drive short to make me happy
Hit OB and tell me he don't know where to hit
Blast from 1 bunker to another telling me that he lack of bunker practice
Putt long and short and tell me he is drawing line on the green for me to see
Give me money at the end of the game telling me he know I am poor
Overall, he is a very considerate person and he is full of shit(Errr..I mean Love)