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PostSubject: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:50 pm

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said, “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…

“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.”

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?”

I then said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either….but at least that bitch knows I’m smarter than her.

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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:01 pm

read this joke before but never fails to crack me up inside.. thanks! king
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:10 pm

HAHAHHAA~! lucky my dear is not doing this to me... =x
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:14 pm

cristel wrote:
HAHAHHAA~! lucky my dear is not doing this to me... =x

Part 1 or part 2??????? lol! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:53 pm

LOL!!! this is a good one...!
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:45 pm

just make sure she is not holding ur supplementary CC and 'satisfy' herself...and ask you to do the same....
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:55 pm

ROFLOL!!

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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:16 pm

I should use this the next time I go shopping with my wife.... heh j/k.... She'd kill me....
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:13 am

ROFL

Men ...... who are we to do without them?
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:33 am

wahaha.. lol!

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:47 am

Tammie wrote:
wahaha.. lol!

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..

Since you say it's future ... then find a dumb one lorr.... Laughing albino
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:51 am

Tammie wrote:
wahaha.. lol!

Please do not let my future partner to be this smart..

this is a default built in configuration of a man...u have to out smart the man...haha !!
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:02 am

Nono.. Dumb husband no good.. wait everything also dunno how to do.. =X

Charlie is right!! Always out smart my man.. But never Charlie, Charlie's my idol.. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:49 am

My mom always say.... A smart wife is someone who has the ability to make her husband thinks that her decision is actually his decision
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:53 am

Nientsu, that sounds like inception!
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:24 pm

this is funny hahha. lucky my wife is not doing it to me
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:40 pm

asahi wrote:
Nientsu, that sounds like inception!
What a Face
LOL, a decision within a decision.
...only the wife dont know its actually a decision within a decision within a decision.
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PostSubject: Re: Why men think with their head and women with their heart   Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:55 pm

man.. this is funy.

man got 2 heads, woman only has one, that's why by design man should be smarter.
Of course if the two heads when opposite ways it's a different story Very Happy
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