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PostSubject: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:46 pm

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home "pao" his bus
for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his
rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his
shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes
down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat
peanut ai mai?"
Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah
Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah .! .. you dont eat peanuts one meh?"
Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!"
Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?"
Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah
ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around
the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!"
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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:48 pm

Shocked

I better check my peanuts jar at home...
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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:24 pm

My mind is somewhat warped.

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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:19 pm

I will never see peanut the same way....ever...
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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:00 pm

mmm delicious..
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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:23 pm

ironfist wrote:
mmm delicious..

You like, huh? Hmmm....
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PostSubject: Re: Peanuts   Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:59 pm

haha i keep imagining that youtube vid TSL posted abt the japanese MRI kiss of death.. wah makes you appreciate your girlfriend a whole lot more.
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