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freedrop Very Active Golfer


Posts : 692 Join date : 2009-06-23 Location : 19th Hole
 | Subject: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:46 pm | |
| Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home "pao" his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?" Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!"
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: "Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?" Ah Beng: "Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!"
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: "Ah ma ah .! .. you dont eat peanuts one meh?" Grandma: "No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!" Ah Beng: "Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?" Grandma: "No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!" |
|  | | watermyforrest Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 3248 Join date : 2009-07-17 Age : 42 Location : Serangoon Central
 | Subject: Re: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:48 pm | |
| I better check my peanuts jar at home... |
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Posts : 15658 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 42 Location : Typically OOB
 | Subject: Re: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:24 pm | |
| My mind is somewhat warped. _________________ Clearing my Storeroom of golfing goodies. Please help support  " A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom." Henry Beard |
|  | | Khorkar Incredibly Active Golfer


Posts : 2978 Join date : 2009-06-19 Age : 43 Location : Sinkapoh
 | Subject: Re: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:19 pm | |
| I will never see peanut the same way....ever... |
|  | | ironfist Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1210 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 30 Location : Serangoon Gardens
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Posts : 15658 Join date : 2009-06-18 Age : 42 Location : Typically OOB
 | Subject: Re: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:23 pm | |
| - ironfist wrote:
- mmm delicious..
You like, huh? Hmmm.... |
|  | | ironfist Super Active Golfer


Posts : 1210 Join date : 2009-07-30 Age : 30 Location : Serangoon Gardens
 | Subject: Re: Peanuts Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:59 pm | |
| haha i keep imagining that youtube vid TSL posted abt the japanese MRI kiss of death.. wah makes you appreciate your girlfriend a whole lot more. |
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