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Kopi Towkay
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PostSubject: Aloha Friday 12 Nov 2010   Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:56 pm

Some are refurbs but always a good laugh nonetheless:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...



My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......



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PostSubject: Re: Aloha Friday 12 Nov 2010   Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:57 pm

it gets better and better.
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PostSubject: Re: Aloha Friday 12 Nov 2010   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:05 pm

Hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Aloha Friday 12 Nov 2010   Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:08 pm

LOL!!!

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