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PostSubject: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:53 pm

We like to seek the forum assistance to hunt for this wanted felon who managed to escape from his water-hole in the Buaya pententiary. Amid tight security, he alluded the watchful eyes of our fellow wardens and "seasoned" peers by disguising himself as a $1000 casino chip.

He is known for many aliases but the common ones are Ivan bin Saddam, or Ivan Las Vegas, or Ivan Bua-ya Ong.....

We would like to assure the public that GR will devote all her resources to capture this Ivan bin Saddam and re-educate him such that he will walk into our fold, then peace will rule in this forum again.

PS: This peson is highly dangerous, and the public is advised to notify the revelant buaya-catchers so that we can taser his sorry ass. This person is also heavily armed, rumors has it that he has acquired a new weapon of mass destruction, that will traumatize you from as far as 300meters. However, our record have shown that this individual to be allergic to COCONUTS. Thus the public is advised to spray or rub yourself with double-boiled coconut juice to repel his highly contagious buaya odour in order not to fall prey to his unscrupulous demands.

If you see this individual, just RUN and DONT TURN BACK






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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:59 pm

Heard that he will surface in either Ang Mo Kio on Friday or Yishun on Sat too...
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:03 pm

lol...where's the wanted photo?

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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:15 pm

Ya lor now gr games threads are as if MBS has opened a virtual branch in GR. Thanks to this fella. LOL...

Requesting A.S.S Chief Justices to straighten this wanted felon on Feb 25th. Thank you.
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:12 pm


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If you see this individual, just RUN and DONT TURN BACK



hhahaha....this term is often used when one see a PONTIANAK !!! ( A term used by older Gen-X folks)
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:03 pm

eiji wrote:
lol...where's the wanted photo?

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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:15 pm

Hahahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:16 pm

Hahahaha....
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:32 pm

Duval, do you mean KUNTILANAK?
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:42 pm

The A.S.S Team must step in to do justice for the golfing world in GR, else more will be harmed.

Heard rumours that 3rd IR is forming with new kind of bets e.g. vegas, cut-throat, deep-throat etc.......smtg to do with this vigilante? hm.........
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:46 pm

asahi, he's not vigilante, he's more like cheng kun Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:04 pm

I am a victim ...
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:05 pm

pushslice wrote:
asahi, he's not vigilante, he's more like cheng kun Laughing

Bloody hell! Then we need a Zhang Wuji to do the job!

Calling slinger or mowen. HELP
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:05 pm

mowen wrote:
I am a victim ...

Shit!

Calling slinger. HELP
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:21 pm

have you heard of victim win money one Rolling Eyes Mad
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:34 pm

asahi wrote:
mowen wrote:
I am a victim ...

Shit!

Calling slinger. HELP

I am slinger's victim ...
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:00 am

I suspect that one of the key attributes of being a buaya is to distract the public by focusing their attention on another person.

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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:36 am

I agree wholeheartedly. From documentary, Crocs usually act focused elsewhere, keep still to waif for unsuspecting prey to be near them. Once close enough, chomp!!!

This ZX must be a 20 footer one. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:15 pm

ROFL we gave him a good ribbin' today, what a TCSS lunch!. He chose a wrong day to score a personal best
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:19 pm

i just realised that i'm playing with the 2 biggest buayas today and tomorrow ...
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:22 pm

GR Buaya Wanted List
1. golfool2009
2. blee2007
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PostSubject: Re: GR Wanted List #1    Mon Jan 03, 2011 7:47 pm

GR Buaya Wanted List
1. golfool2009
2. blee2007
3, ZX
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