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PostSubject: Woman Golfer   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:50 pm

My HK fren forwarded me this joke from her country's golf forum. Not sure if it's been posted here. Just for laugh on a cool Mon...


A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

The woman said, 'That's okay.'


For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!


For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.


Male readers: Please scroll down..

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.



Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:54 pm

true... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:44 pm

i though the husband will be 10 times more beautiful...LOL poor guy....
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:58 pm

Maybe this joke was written by some low self-esteem guy who want to feel good about himself... Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:20 pm

Errr... it's just a joke right...

Why take it so personally? scratch

Or is it just a woman thing? geek
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:24 pm

Birdman is back!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:25 pm

Hi Birdman, I meant it as a joke too! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:27 pm

Cindu wrote:
Hi Birdman, I meant it as a joke too! Very Happy

Whew.... thank goodness since hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Peace
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:28 pm

nientsu wrote:
Birdman is back!!!

Yo! I sure didn't fly south for the winter. But will have to flit in and out cos of work. Good to be back.
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:30 pm

haha...no worries...
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:41 am

hahhaha its a good one.. she should have have wished for a 2" d**k.. weird tranny
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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:54 am

Eh?

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PostSubject: Re: Woman Golfer   Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:44 pm

good one
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