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|Subject: Riddles for men.... Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:15 am|| |
Riddles for men !!!
Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms ?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
* 7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like neighbour, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted...
Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
* Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten ?
The boy's hand......
* Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes..
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him....."Your tail is in the front"
Last but not least
Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs…
DOOR FRAME ??!
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THIS IS FUNNY!
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A KID AND YOUR PARENTS LINED YOU UP AGAINST A DOOR FRAME TO MARK HOW TALL YOU WERE
AND DATED THE MARK ?
WELL,THIS CARTOON BRINGS A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE TO THAT EXERCISE !
LAUGHTER WILL KEEP YOU YOUNG AT HEART !
DON'T BE EMBARASSED NOW !!!
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