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PostSubject: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:11 pm

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?” The first guy said that he wasn’t much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers. The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said, “You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”

The pro said, “Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”

The Priest said, “Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I’ll marry them!”
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PostSubject: Re: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:09 pm

if next time i think he can bet on $2per hole , every holes double .so he can win sixteen holes
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PostSubject: Re: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sat Jan 29, 2011 9:37 pm

haha... good one bro... i really like this...
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PostSubject: Re: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:43 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:42 am

LOL! Good joke Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Re: A polite way to call someone a B******?   Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:33 am

lol! ROFL lol! ROFL

Come to think of it...
I gotta go to church now Cool
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